Snoop Dogg

Apparently it is impossible to listen to Snoop Dog and also be in a bad mood.  I was not previously aware of this phenomenon, but I was given the tip to download "Lodi Dodi" and listen to it and then see if I was still feeling all depressed and sad.

I was skeptical at first, but I did as I was instructed and downloaded the song and hit play and the music started and then out of nowhere, Snoop Dogg was like "if you don't like it, then eat a dick!!"

I couldn't stop laughing.

The ridiculousness of me sitting on my couch feeling depressed, listening to Snoop Dogg yell about eating dicks was enough to jolt me out of my sadness and catapult me into hysterics.

I may never be able to tell the naysayers to eat a metaphorical dick, but I am feeling just cocky enough to  put up my new blog design.  I really like this one and I think it will stick.  If you don't like it then...

... that kind of sucks but I think we'll both get over it with time and we'll probably actually grow stronger from it.  You're welcome.

I'm back.

I seriously love you guys.

UPDATE:  Okay so apparently I'm having some layout problems but only for some people, in some browsers and I can't figure out why this is happening because I don't know what you guys are seeing.  It feels like that one scene in Silence of the Lambs where Jodie Foster is terrified and fumbling around in the dark and Hannibal Lecter has night-vision googles.

I think I may have just compared you guys to Hannibal Lecter.  That didn't come out right.

Anyway, I need all the details you can give me, so I can figure out where the problem is and how to fix it.  A couple questions:  1) how big is the stripe on the left-hand side of the screen? 2) does it look like the header is being cut off?  3) what browser are you using and 4) did you ever have this problem with my layout before?  5) How big is your computer screen?  6) Can you see boxes around the "contact/follw/twitter" buttons?  If you answered yes to that last one, we have a major problem.

Okay, thank you and I'm sorry I accidentally compared you to Hannibal Lecter.  I didn't mean it.