If you don't care one way or the other or if you believe that Jesus probably has a good sense of humor and since He is forgiving and kind and totally capable of sin-pwnage, He probably doesn't mind me using Him to make a blog post, please read on.
My friend Kaylin Boehme (who should not be held responsible for the content of this post) sent me a link that led me here:
I clicked the advertisement at the top of the page, thinking that it was simply a button where I could find out more about zombie Jesus, but no. It was a trick. I ended up recommitting my life to real Jesus by clicking a button:
After I clicked the button, I was directed to a form where I was free to ask Jesus (or more likely His agent) any question I wanted:
I totally hit "Submit." I thought about just taking a screenshot of what I wrote and then not sending the email, but that would be deceptive and Jesus wouldn't be happy with me. Also, it has the potential to turn into a hilarious series of blog posts and possibly also a free meal at Applebee's, courtesy of Jesus. This is the auto-response I got:
UPDATE: I got a response. It's from some guy named Eric, not from Jesus. But, like Santa, Jesus cannot personally attend to everything, so I understand. I guess.
I bet Jesus would have given me coupons, Eric.
UPDATE #2: Sometimes a comment is so relevant and spot-on that I have to bring it to the forefront for everyone to see. Julia made one such comment:
"Does anyone else find it hilarious that the ad link on the Jesus Zombie site was for a real jesus site? as if people who thought jesus being a zombie was hilarious would be the kind of people who with a couple of clicks would seriously become online born again christians. they're asking for people to ask jesus for coupons just by putting their ad on that site!"
Exactly. And that's why it's okay that I asked Jesus for coupons.
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