Instant Gratification

Last night I had a wedding to attend, and the dress I had picked out for the occasion would reveal my pale, pasty, unglamorous arms and legs. While I do love my porcelain skin, sometimes it's a little too...well...glow in the dark. Nicole Kidman has a beautiful look. Casper does not. So, I made a plan to spend the wee hours after Thanksgiving dinner slathering myself in the miraculous brown goo