How Can They See With Sequins In Their Eyes?

No more equestrian getups, flowered dresses or tweed for our girl Madonna. The Material Girl is back (again) and has reinvented herself in some crazy, shiny, feathered-hairdo 1970's fashion (Seldom Nice Nowadays says Marilu Henner; The Manolo says Little Lord Fauntleroy).I'm not a fan of the abundance of purple in her new wardrobe, but I am entranced by the ridiculously lavish false eyelashes